Whether you’re a vegan, vegetarian, or you simply have a penchant for pears, this website is for you. We’re inspiring individuals across the globe to shun the blasphemy that is red meat and turn towards the light of the holy trinity of the plant-based diet: saving animals from ruthless slaughter, lose weight, and stay healthy. Our goal is to live forever through our noble causes: so far, so good.

Basically, we want you to put more plants in your face.

Let’s face it: how many times have you heard doctors, concerned mothers and silly Harvard studies nag you about eating your veggies? Did you ever listen to those well-meaning sources?

We’re here to convince you that drinking spinach smoothies is an honorable, delicious task. We want you to know that there is still hope for those self-proclaimed carnivores out there.

So join us in our goals to live vicariously through the knowledge that just because we hold the plants of Mother Earth in the highest regard, we are better than everyone else.

Welcome, my friends, to the Face Plant Project.






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